The shortest break-up in history: Charlie Sheen's porn star lover returns... eight hours after walking out on him

By Daily Mail Reporter


-Sheen offers bizarre explanation for fallout with Rachel - 'We rowed after I chipped my warlock fangs'

Sealed with a kiss: Charlie Sheen's porn star lover Rachel Oberlin has 'left the building' the actor revealed today, before she returned to him hours later


It looks like Charlie Sheen and his porn star lover have kissed and made up already.

Just eight hours after tweeting that Rachel Oberlin had quit his LA mansion, the Two And A Half Men star has now revealed she has made a return.

Sheen, who is also dating and living with former nanny Natalie Kenly, made the announcement to celebrity website RadarOnline this morning.


He later offered a bizarre explanation for his fallout with Rachel, telling TMZ.com they rowed after he 'chipped his warlock fangs' - presumably referring to his gold teeth.

In a bemusing comment , Sheen said: 'I chipped one of my warlock fangs on a great white shark I had to murder. P****d me off and like an a** I took it out on her.'

In any case the attention-seeking star has once again managed to fan the flames of publicity.

Earlier today, Sheen tweeted that things were over with Oberlin - who also goes by her porn star name Bree Olson

Breaking news: The actor shared the details of his soap opera lifestyle on Twitter in the early hours of this morning


'Sober Valley Lodge; Rachel has left the building,' he posted on Twitter.

'We're sad.... Over it... Applications now being accepted!'

Sheen talked of his love for his two girlfriends in an interview this week during a media offensive which has ensured he has stayed firmly in the headlines.

Unrepentant Sheen told how former porn star Oberlin and his other lover Kenly, 'rule' him, saying his 'goddesses rule the kingdom'.

He described the two 24-year-olds as the 'toughest cats in the room' as he promoted the three-way relationship.

The father of five defended his unconventional lifestyle that has seen him face a custody battle for his twin sons - insisting that he is 'living the dream'.

Living the dream: Sheen photographed in his latest NBC TV appearance in which he is filmed at his LA mansion, saying he's 'living the dream'

Tiger blood: The actor says he has tiger blood running through is veins, which fuels him


The actor has spoken out about his former drug-fuelled partying, saying what he can remember of it, had been 'epic' and is not sitting around feeling sorry for himself, despite his hit sitcom Two And A Half Men being axed last month.

'I'm not complaining. Everybody says I have nine lives but I have to be careful because I don't know which one I am on', he told The Sun.

He describes himself as having 'tiger blood' running through his veins and added: 'It boils and it fuels you. It boils in a state that would eclipse a microwave.'

The Two and A Half Men star calls the people who criticise his lifestyle 'po-faced hypocrites', saying he is only speaking the truth because he feels people are sick of hearing mundane publicists statements.

Sober and clean: Charlie says he's sober now and has no problems with his liver and kidneys and has the lungs of a non-smoker despite smoking 40 cigarettes a day

Three-way relationship: Charlie Sheen poses with 24-year-old girlfriends Natalie Kenly (far left) and Rachel Oberlin (centre)


And his theory seems to have proved a popular one recently, landing him in the Guinness Book of World Recrods for being the fastest man to get a million Twitter followers.

'You ride down the face of a tsunami and tell me you don't feel bitchin. This is the dream', he said of his life while sat next to Oberlin and Kenly.

After being hospitalised in October, when he wrecked a hotel suite at the New York Plaza and being in and out of rehab, the star insists he is currently clean and sober and feels that his body can handle the partying.

Charlie smokes 40 cigarettes a day but says he has the lungs of a non-smoker and says he has no problems with is liver or kidneys despite them hurting 'a little bit during the party'.

Custody battle: Charlie is in a feud with his ex wife Brooke Mueller over the custody of their twin sons Bob and Max

Charlie's goddesses: The actor posed in this famous photo alongside his ex wife Brooke Mueller (left of Charlie) and his two 24-year-old girlfriends on a private jet


He is also confident that he will win custody of 23-month-old twins Bob and Max, who were taken by police this week and returned to his estranged wife Brooke Mueller.

But he admitted he is in the dark about the boys' wherabouts and says he is dissapointed in the system because it's not like the America he was raised in.

The newly sober Sheen is dealing with his addictions in his own way at home and has branded Alcoholics Anonymous 'rediculous'

He labelled AA as a 'book of lies' and says he's doing things his own way but is not sure whether he will drink again - adding: 'How do you turn down a perfect 1982 Petrus?'

Despite Charlie's ex wives Mueller and Denise Richards trying to ban him from seeing his children, his girlfriend Natalie says he's the coolest guy ever.

The former nanny defended their three-way relationship, saying that just because it's unconventional, they shouldn't have to answer to the world.

Family feuds: Former wife Denise Richards will currently not let Charlie see their two daughters Sam, six, and Lola, five


The father-of-five's ex Denise Richards, 40, will currently not let Charlie see their two daughters Sam, six, and Lola, five.

Richards, who was married to Sheen between 2002 and 2006, has been left so 'disgusted' by his behaviour that she thinks it's too much of a 'risk' to let their daughters near him.

According to gossip website TMZ.com, Richards claims that at least one of the 'goddesses' is using drugs, a claim vehemently denied by Sheen.

Sheen is also said to have invited Richards to take part in the now infamous photoshoot with the goddesses and his two sons with ex Brooke Mueller, which she refused.

It is alleged that Sheen then sent several strong-worded text messages to Richards following her refusal.

His sons Bob and Max were also taken away from the actor by police on Tuesday night after Mueller was granted a restraining order claiming the star had been both verbally and physically abusive towards her.

Brave face: Brooke Mueller pictrued out and about today in Beverly Hills with twins twins Bob and Max


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